GLADIATOR MANAGER 2018
Sup, Chronofriends! Sorry we still haven’t figured out a totally solid pet name for all you loyal Chrono.gg fans out there, but hey! At least today is one of those days where the sale is actually two games packed together, right?
Not ONLY do you get Age of Gladiators, a historical spin on single-player team coaching simulator games set in an Ancient Roman gladiatorial arena, but you also get Age of Gladiators TWO, which is the same thing, except set in space in the very a e s t h e t i c year 3000AD, which is, and let’s come right out and say it, MAD sick, yo.
And, just for shits, here are a few scenes from 2000 Best Picture-winner Gladiator, except changed to sci-fi. Hope you’ve seen this twenty-year-old movie:
Commodius: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Graximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodius] My name is Graximus Draximus Flaximus, commander of the Armies of the Norf, General of the Felixxx Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Keepiss Aureepiss. Father to a sack of goo, husband to a goo-sack wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or in the rings of the planet Saturn.
Graximus: [after swiftly dispatching another gladiator] Are you not space-entertained? Are you not space-entertained? Is this not why you are here?
Crowd: Lazers, Lazers, Lazers…
Moocilla: This lunar cycle, I thought-smelled a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Gloam…
[as an executioner tries to draw his cyberlance but can't]
Graximus: The solar winds, it sometimes makes the cyberlance not turn on.
[eats the executioner]
|Developer:||Creative Storm Entertainment|
|Publisher:||Creative Storm Entertainment|