Asset Flip Simulator
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GAME DESCRIPTION

Asset Flip Simulator is a blatant cash grab and the ultimate trash for the collectors to add to their steaming pile of garbage (also known as Library of games). Presenting nothing more than the bare minimum to be considered a "playable video game" in order to be sold for actual money. This is the ultimate experience of wasting your money on utter trash just to brag about how much money you can afford to throw away.
Do you have more money than you will ever need? Do you enjoy the smell of burning cash? Do you like playing horrible games just to see how bad they can actually be? Or perhaps you're a streamer or content creator who makes a living off of showcasing asset flips and terrible games. Whatever the case may be, Asset Flip Simulator has got you covered! Only this time with the added bonus of unbroken English (comprehensible language) so you can actually understand what the description is talking about.
Product Features:
- Made in 5 minutes
- First-person camera
- VERY long loading times
- The definition of "WYSIWYG"
- Low FPS and lots of stuttering
- Empty map with pretty much nothing in it
- Broken mess that crashes and freezes a lot

SYSTEM REQUIREMENT

Minimum:
OS:
Windows XP, 7, 8 or 10
Processor:
Intel/AMD Quad-Core 2+ Ghz
Memory:
2 GB RAM
Graphics:
nVidia GT 400 / Radeon 6000 or better
DirectX:
Version 9.0c
Storage:
1 GB available space
Sound Card:
Any
Additional Notes:
720p24 cinematic, human eye can't see more than 24 FPS anyways. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Recommended:
OS:
Windows 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 and so on
Processor:
Whatever, just don't forget to bring eggs to cook on it
Memory:
666 GB RAM
Graphics:
Doesn't matter, the game runs like crap even on Titans
DirectX:
Version 6.0
Network:
Broadband Internet connection
Storage:
666 GB available space
Sound Card:
Earplugs preferred, the game sounds horrible
Additional Notes:
1080p30 silky smooth if lucky, good luck! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Adventure
Simulation
Languages: English
Developer: BunchOD00dz
Publisher: ArcaneRaise
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