Yeah, that’s right. I’m a zombie that learned to write. Whatever. Get over it. Yes, my fingers are decomposing, and yes that means I mostly have to hunt and peck these day. It IS annoying, and I DO hate it, especially because I was an award-winning author in life and I had a system, but today I’m here on a mission, so who the hell cares? Today, you stand to buy the Ben and Ed - Blood Bundle for $13, and honestly I think you should buy it, because these games are awesome.
Problem is, these games are all about zombies who are excellent runners, and I know this is a new thing for zombies, but now that we’re FINALLY done being portrayed in media all the time as brainless, faceless baddies, shouldn’t we be a little more worried about creating unfair fitness standards for the millions of zombies out there who AREN’T incredible athletes, too? Like, I was pretty hefty when I was alive, and no amount of exercise is ever gonna change that, you know, cause I’m DEAD. If anything, running so much would probably just cause pieces of me to fall off, which we all know isn’t the same thing.
But yeah, that’s why I’m here. I’m not here to tell you what to buy, I’m not even here to tell you about video games, really. But if you DO buy this deal, just do so newly woke, and whenever you play it with friends, especially Blood Party, make sure and let every one of THEM know that zombies aren’t just rotting athletes. There’s all kinds of zombies, just like there are people, and the sooner we all remember that, the better.