About This Game
A hovering billboard reads “Launch yourself into riches” and begs you to attend driving education. What could go wrong? Next stop: riches!Experience 40+ diverse levels utilizing 3 distinct space shipsChallenge yourself with 6 ways to play each levelFeast upon the colorful hand-drawn art and an original soundtrack!Numerous enhancements available with your pizza delivery and truckin' earnings!Receive an authentic Space-Driving Degree and pay an authentic space-student loan!Fly across the cosmos delivering pizza, pulling freight, and paying off your student loans! Blue-Collar Astronaut is the only game out there to finally bring together real Newtonian physics-based 2D space flight with the crushing reality of US-census-based working class life! HOORAY! Explore gender pay gap inequality, student debt hell, and pizza robots all in the span of a few existential hours! But don’t fret. With lightning fast reloads, short varied levels, and a multitude of ways to play each level, you’ll soon put your circumstances aside and enjoy the ride… the SPACE-ride!

Minimum:OS: Windows XP SP2+Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)Memory: 400 MB RAMGraphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.DirectX: Version 9.0Storage: 500 MB available spaceAdditional Notes: Please let me know if you have any issues at all!