Dad By The Sword is a game about YOUR DAD running around in jorts and slaying Anti-Dads with a claymore. Experience a unique First Person Swordplay experience as you dismember hot dog monsters. Outsmart your enemies, use dad accessories and enchanted dad shoes to gain an advantage, destroy weak points in their armor, and then slice them apart.
It's [fill in recent popular game you liked] meets [barely related popular thing you also liked] meets [I don't know, some game with a dad in it].
Randomly generated dungeons for new battles every time you play
Pray at Dad Altars to gain character modifying dad perks (AKA "DERKS")
Find Dad Accessories that give you wondrous new abilities, such as the powerful Airhorn, a magically growing Bowling Ball, or a superpowered Lawnmower
Pretend I said it's "Dark Souls meets Heavy Rain meets Octodad" before
Character creation is a groundbreaking 100% infallible IRL paternity test
Unlock new dad types with their own abilities and styles of jean shorts AKA jorts
"It's Dark Messiah meets Skyward Sword meets your dad meets Spelunky" --- Quote from some prestigious video game guy
Lots of dad puns
Windows 7 (SP1+) and Windows 10
2 GHZ, CPUX64 architecture with SSE2 instruction set support
2 GB RAM
Graphics APIDX10, DX11, and DX12-capable GPUs
300 MB available space