From the creative minds that brought you
Metal as Phuk
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children
, and The Deported Saga, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale full of satire and parody! Play as Ronald J. Grump on another mission to rid planet Earth of illegal extraterrestrials from outer-space before it's too late! See familiar faces, meet new faces, punch faces, and then deport faces in this crazy adventure of epic proportions!
Relaxing, streamlined linear story!
Constant laughs from start to finish!
Deport Illegal Aliens just like you've always wanted to do in real life!
Make Earth great again!
Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere!
Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)
A Message From Crankage Games
We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy Gaming fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.
From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!
- Crankage Games
Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
500 MB available space
DirectSound-compatible sound card