Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps

About This Game
What is this game?Glorch's Great Escape is a challenging puzzle platformer where your only weapon is the almighty "Telenade," a grenade with a built-in teleporter. Guide Glorch from his prison cell through the defenses of his captor's space station, and help him escape on his impounded ship.You'll be solving plenty of difficult platforming puzzles and scenarios, finding some secrets, smashing a few robots, and generally dying a whole bunch of times. We've made sure to include a freshly composed jazzy soundtrack to help keep your platformer rage levels in check.So what is a Telenade, and why is Walking for Chumps?Glorch can waddle left and right if he must, but he isn't even going to attempt to jump. That sounds like too much effort. Besides, why bother walking when you can just teleport wherever you want to go within range of a short throw? Only chumps would do that.What is a Glorch anyway?
Glorch is a member of the Glorches, a race of...ahem..."big boned" purple aliens. They are the inventors of the Telenade.How about a feature rundown?Based on our top 20 Ludum Dare 32 entry of the same name24 challenging levels, with additional extra-difficult "challenge" levels to unlock by reaching par milestonesPlenty of varied puzzles and scenarios to figure out, dangers to avoid, secrets to find, and deadly pits to fall intoEach level has been lovingly hand-crafted to find just the right balance of difficult and satisfyingJazzy soundtrack? Yeah.


Minimum:OS: Windows 7Processor: Intel i3/AMD A8Memory: 2 GB RAMGraphics: Intel HD Graphics 4400DirectX: Version 10Storage: 35 MB available spaceRecommended:OS: Windows 10Processor: Intel i5/AMD A10 or betterMemory: 4 GB RAMGraphics: GeForce 600/Radeon HD 6000 or betterDirectX: Version 11Storage: 50 MB available space

Why walk when you can teleport? Control Glorch in a challenging puzzle platformer where your only weapon is the almighty "Telenade." Navigate difficult platforming puzzles, find some secrets, smash a few robots, and try your best not to die.
Steam score: 0%
Languages: English
Developer: Warrior General Games, LLC
Publisher: Warrior General Games, LLC
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