KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID
Folks, let’s be real, we’re pretty dang tired. See, it’s the futuristic year 2018 now, and everyone at Chrono has been working on all our resolutions so hard, sometimes it feels like we already did a day’s work before we even get to the office to do our REAL jobs. Sometimes, we get to our desks, and the LAST thing we wanna do is sit down and write a bunch of funny irreverent copy about some complicated-ass game with a weirdly specific premise, which is why we’re so STOKED about today’s game Jasem, whose name just stands for “Just Another Shooter with Electronic Music”. Boom, job done.
See? Why can’t every game do that? Who needs a plot to tell themselves WHY they need to hop into a fast-paced, twitchy, low-poly world and shoot everything in it to hell? Doesn’t that sound great already? In fact, that’s why lately, we’ve been floating around the idea of changing Chrono.gg’s name to something that’ll hopefully communicate to the developers we work with exactly what we’re looking for.
Now, we haven’t settled on anything yet, but the two big ones are Cygss.gg, which stands for “Call Your Game Something Simple”, or Dong.gg, which means “Don’t Overly Name Games”, but for some reason our legal department and the highers ups aren’t super into either of them, so don’t hold your breath for a change any time soon. In the meantime though, Jasem is three bucks, it’s tight, and you can literally just turn off your brain and play the crap out of it. So, while you’re waiting for us to change our name to Dong.gg (my personal favorite), maybe...buy it? Tight.