Green Man Gaming
Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat.
In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are
out of your league!
To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err,
– the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!
Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.
– Whose name will these girls cry out during
scenes? You decide!
5 Dateable Waifus
– More than just pretty faces, the ladies of Love Esquire have their own unique personalities, story arcs, and backstories!
Turn-based combat with a twist
– As a squire, you have a number of “unconventional” ways to assist your needy knight. Properly time your actions to unleash the full potential of your skills which are simply...
out of this world!
Manage your day
– Allocate what little time you have in this world by forcing yourself to socialize or doing your job as a squire barely living on minimum wage.
Git gud by raising stats
– Stats will have an impact on your skills during combat, and they also affect your relationship with the girls. In other words, shape up to be the ideal man for the best results!
– Get to know your waifu on a personal level by being around her and talking about stuff. Sure, she’ll think you’re a creep at first, but persistence is key! As she eventually warms up to you, find out how there’s more to her than meets the eye.
– What’s waiting for your squire at the end of the journey? Make decisions that will end up great or turn out to be otherwise.
– So you can hear your waifus partially express their partially undying love for you!
– This game contains subjects and themes your parents warned you about as a kid.
– The game will support simple modding on release. To be discussed in a future update.
– We want you to experience the
while playing this game, and our soundtrack will see to that!
Intel® Core 2 Duo
3 GB RAM
GTX 260 or equivalent
10 GB available space