About This Game
ABOUT THIS GAME:
Metal as Phuk
is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude, and Comical RPG that has one goal and one goal only:
To Make You Laugh!
, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop
The Dark Bards
before they can summon
who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of
Epic Metal References
awaits you as your party battles their way through
Big Bad Bosses
Phuk, the God of Metal
watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be
Metal, as Phuk?
This game features:
Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!
Awesome Boss Battles!
Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!
Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!
(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)
Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)
... And a Phuk-Ton More!
Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
512 MB RAM
1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
575 MB available space
DirectSound-compatible sound card