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About This Game
ABOUT THIS GAME:
Metal as Phuk
is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude, and Comical RPG that has one goal and one goal only:
To Make You Laugh!
Play as
Chael
, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop
The Dark Bards
before they can summon
A'Marthius
, a
MONSTROUS
Demon
D-Bag
who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of
Epic Metal References
awaits you as your party battles their way through
Unholy Adversaries
,
Big Bad Bosses
, and
Smaller
, but
-STILL-
Bad Bosses!
Phuk, the God of Metal
watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be
Metal, as Phuk?
This game features:
Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!
Awesome Boss Battles!
Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!
Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!
(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)
Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)
"Herbs"... !
... And a Phuk-Ton More!
Minimum:
OS:
Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
Processor:
Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
Memory:
512 MB RAM
Graphics:
1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
Storage:
575 MB available space
Sound Card:
DirectSound-compatible sound card
Steam score: | 96% |
Languages: | English |
Developer: | Crankage Games |
Publisher: | Crankage Games |