This is a game you won't be playing. Instead, you will be behind the scenes, overseeing the inner workings of the game for another player named STEVE. Can you shepherd STEVE away from his poor decisions and towards the goal of saving the princess?
is the endeavor of one sole developer named Collin Eddings, whose other work includes contributions to
The Stanley Parable
. The game is styled after old school text adventure games, but doesn't require any typing. Instead, STEVE is the player and he types commands to you. Your job is to interpret his words and choose how the adventure proceeds based off of his input. When STEVE types
, what lies behind the door? The choices you make can lead him down drastically different paths, but ultimately it's up to STEVE to win the game.
Choose how the environment and NPCs respond to STEVE's stupid commands!
Full voiceover from a very talented voice actor (announcements soon to come)!
Engage in text-based combat where your goal is to lose every time!
Experience frustration as STEVE ignores every single one of your plot hooks!
Go blind staring at green text for several hours!*
*Or, you know, just configure the game's settings to make things easier to read
Windows 7 or newer
Probably a good idea
System requirements will be updated prior to release